The next big test was whether anyone would reveal their secret identity to Stan's restaurant plants...a good looking waitress and waiter. The Number One Rule of being a Superhero is, "Never divulge your secret identity."

 

If people know your secret identity, how can you be a superhero. Your entire family is in danger as well as your friends because villains will know who to target to destroy your life.

 

Superheroes and their secret identity allows them to express the two personalities that are at war in every person's brain. Psychologists call it the right and left brain hemispheres. The creator of the "Inner Game Of Tennis" Tim Gallwey called it "the Self One" and "the Self Two."

 

Superheroes and average people can achieve their greatest performance in every area of life if they can integrate their brain hemispheres. The fastest way I know of is using both hands and clasping your hands together during extreme joy or sorrow. This activity immediately links your brain hemispheres together. You become a balanced being...a bioman or biowoman.

 

Under questioning, Feedback and Fat Momma were the only ones who did not reveal their true identities.

 

Creature told the cute waiter her real name first, without the waiter even asking. She thought he was sexy.

 

Major Victory told the waitress his real name. Later when he was confronted with the video of his dastardly deed, he labeled himself "Major Dumb Ass!"

 

Fat Momma did not give up her real name. In fact she stayed in character and told the waiter she goes around fighting real bullies. Now that takes guts to not give into social pressure to be just like everyone else, dress the same way and not make any waves.

 

Monkeywoman told the waiter her name was "AKA Mary." She offered up her secret identity without even being asked. She also promoted acting websites and revealed she was an actress.

 

This resulted in her immediate expulsion when Stan confronted her.

 

She had originally told Stan she was a real estate investor. She lied because she wanted to promote her acting career. She begged not to be eliminated but Stan would not relent.

She said, "I will miss everyone, but Monkeywoman will live on...somewhere." I guess she is hoping to land a big fat acting contract for her exposure as a lying superhero.

 

Stan says, "Honesty is the number one trait of a Superhero. You need to be able to take a Superhero's word to the bank."

To be continued...