Lorrie Morgan-Ferrero and Her Secret Ally, The Red-Hot-Copy Chicken, Taught Attendees At Her Speed Copywriting Workshop To Wage War Against the Evil Schemes of the Slimy, Underhanded Lukewarm Weasels..." by Ralph Zuranski
"Lorrie Morgan-Ferrero and Her Secret Ally, The Red-Hot-Copy Chicken, Taught Attendees At Her Speed Copywriting Workshop To Wage War Against the Evil Schemes of the Slimy, Underhanded Lukewarm Weasels Who Teach Innocent, Unsuspecting Copywriters How To Work Long, Hard, Tedious Hours To Produce Mediocre, Mind-Numbing, Deadly-Boring Sales Copy That Kills Sales, Busts Budgets and Destroys the Budding Careers Of Potentially Great Copywriters"
"YES, Lorrie your Speed Copywriting Workshop astounded attendees when they learned your secret copywriting techniques and tools and developed an intimate relationship with their own Red-Hot-Copy Chicken.
Wow! What an amazing event. Attendees learned they too can create awesome copy that captivates, inspires and motivates the individuals populating the depths of their target market to take the desired action...willingly, joyfully and thankfully.
Who would have imagined writing super copy can be so simple, fun and entertaining...created in a fraction of the time.
Little did the trainees realize they were on the frontlines of a war being waged for the hearts, minds and souls of humanity. They were suddenly enlightened about the lukewarm weasels of copywriting who teach students how to create copy that numbs minds, puts people to sleep and flips them out in confusion.
The Red-Hot-Chicken Timer came to save the day, to rescue attendees from the evil grip of wasted time, unfocused concentration and the ultimate killer...WRITERS BLOCK!
Lorrie graciously presented each attendee with a new member of their family...their own RED-HOT-COPY Chicken. She taught each person how to fondle, cuddle and kiss their own Red-Hot-Copy Chicken.
Lorrie knew from personal experience that the more attention she paid to the subtle time hints of her own Red-Hot-Copy Chicken, the more productive she became, the faster great copy poured from her mind and the larger her bank account grew.
Instead of the financial sky falling...now there was no ceiling to her earning potential.
As attendees developed their own intimate relationship with this cute little addition to their family, their own Red-Hot-Copy Chicken, they knew they too would:
Regain control over their lives.
Become more productive.
Achieve levels of copywriting performance they only dreamed about.
They were now a integral part of the new, expanding universe of space and time, a bold new dimension of existence, where their personal stories, active voice writing, mind-mapping and incredible creativity would:
Entertain the consumers of their copy.
Stimulate the emotions of their readers.
Open closed minds.
Anyway, take a gander at the awesome photo albums of the event. Click on the links below to see the photo albums and photo musical movies for each day of the event. Viewing the movie first is the fastest way of seeing all the photos and discovering where yours are located in the albums.
Click Here to listen to Lorrie's HEROES INTERVIEW.
Please credit Ralph Zuranski as the photographer. (If you don't, an evil lukewarm weasel will come to your house in the darkness of the night, eat your Red-Hot-Copy Chicken, and give you WRITERS BLOCK!) (-:
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